Wow. I’m all 4 of those. I am that friend.
apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
this is the happiest picture ever oh myg odo he is smiling there i s a rainbow he is havingfun in the sun
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
Donating every penne I can to support the family
Tyler the creator: I don't like salad
Everyone: OMG FUCK SALAD FUCK SCHOOL I HATE SALAD FUCK CUCUMBER
the x factor judges & their thoughts on next season.
sarry brit brit, there’s no foolin’ me! your face has fried chicken dreams alllllll over it.




