she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
with father and boyfriend at family dinner
me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Story time with Harry Styles.
#is this a scarecrow or a scarepeople





